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	<title>Bite The News</title>
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		<title>Harry on Afghan front line</title>
		<description>In an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, the third son of Mark and Julie Dawson of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, has spent the last 30 weeks serving ...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/452053642" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>What in the name of Buffalo is all this about ?</title>
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		<title>A laddish approach to a lads’ complaint.</title>
		<description>When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 45, from Stratford, finally agreed to start trying for a family he could not have envisaged the events that would unfold.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/450884510" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>“Edward is straight” claims Sunday newspaper.</title>
		<description>In an interview due to be published in The Sunday Tymes tomorrow, Royal dandy Prince Edward makes a confession that will stun his family, the theatre world, his long term lover Lance Corporal Allan Stewart Ferguson but most of all his wife, the ridiculously handsome Sophie Rhys-Jones.Talking to Arts Correspondent ...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/450835294" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future</title>
		<description>People will be having sex with robots by 2020, an artificial intelligence expert has predicted.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/450835295" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Google’s Plan For Drunk Emailers</title>
		<description>Google has come up with a way to stop people sending embarrassing e-mails when they are drunk - Mail Goggles.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/450800574" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Obesity could possibly lower self esteem.</title>
		<description>It has been known for some time that obesity poses a major risk for chronic diseases, including type 2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease, hypertension and stroke, Burton’s plums, and certain forms of cancer.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/450791198" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Borat - Dating service</title>
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		<title>Possibly the worst job in the world.</title>
		<description>Cameron reveals Tory plans for the unemployed.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/449950488" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Bite the News wins the Peter Cook Comedy Website Award for 2008</title>
		<description>Bite the News last night won the prestigious Peter Cook Comedy Website Award at the first time of asking beating into second place its sister site 'Peter Musgrove Reporting' and last year's winner the hotly tipped NewsBiscuit.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/bitethenews/~4/446894267" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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