Pampered Millionaires.
August 17, 2008
In news that will enrage English Soccer fans throughout the world David Beckham is the only first team regular who has made himself available to play the friendly at the new Wembley stadium on Wednesday night. Read more
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
August 5, 2008
Manchester City’s billionaire owner Thaksin Shinawatra is changing the club’s crest… to remind him of home in Thailand. Read more
Gazza marries his dog
February 28, 2008
In a remarkable turnaround of fortunes crazed alcoholic Paul Gascoigne has finally found true love. Later this month St James’s United Reform Church in Newcastle will witness one of the most amazing wedding ceremonies in recent history when the talented but personality disordered ex footballer will marry his dog of 6 months Philippa Jarvis, a west highland white terrier from Dundee, Scotland. Read more
Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God
February 26, 2008
By deciding to celebrate his semi retirement by floating across the length and breadth of Britain in what he is cheekily calling, ‘my own last supper’, Portuguese sex symbol, Jose Mourinho has finally announced what many of us have suspected for some time, he truly is The Son of God. Read more
“Not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry
February 11, 2008
John Terry, the 26 year old Chelsea and England defender, known throughout the game for his tough tackling and heavy drinking, has shocked the footballing world by claiming he is no longer embarrassed to express his feminine side. Read more