Patsy Kensit Who Do You Think You Are?
August 14, 2008
Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather had a stutter on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? that she lost all interest in personal hygiene and even stopped shaving her Dexter Blackstock. Read more
Katona Wins ‘Librarian’ Case
July 31, 2008
Kerry Katona has won substantial undisclosed damages over allegations she once worked as an assistant Librarian Read more
“Men prefer Fatty Fern” claims survey
June 16, 2008
Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a ‘Fat Fern’ to a ‘Fit Fern’. Read more
Win a Brand new Ford Mondeo Titanium Sport
May 10, 2008
ITV has been fined a record £5m plus by Ofcom for abusing premium rate phone services in viewer competitions. Read more
That joke isn’t funny anymore
May 7, 2008
It has just been revealed that disgusted fans of comic Johnny London stormed out of a show last month after he allegedly molested a young woman on stage. Read more
Prison too easy for Pete.
April 24, 2008
Pampered Pete Doherty has been given a jail cell to himself and a bunk with two mattresses. Read more
The Jam to make sweet music again.
February 28, 2008
More than 25 years after The Jam split up, reunited members are to release their first new material for over a quarter of a century. Read more
‘My Fanny Smells of Fish’ claims Trisha
February 26, 2008
In the best piece of ’set up journalism’ since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof website ‘Bite the News’ has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time. Read more
New TV Sensation : ‘The Secret Chav’
February 15, 2008
It’s a rare production company that chooses to atone for past failings by making another TV series. RDF Media, however, has decided to make up for ‘The Secret Millionaire’ with ‘The Secret Chav’, a disconcertingly similar show that somehow manages to be the exact opposite of its flawed predecessor. Read more
Pete Doherty Apologises for Behaviour
February 15, 2008
In an unprecedented move today Pete Doherty, lead singer with the band Babyshambles, has apologised unreservedly to his family, Kate Moss, his fans, fellow band members, his record company and most of all, the paparazzi Read more