‘Stop wasting food’, urges Brown

July 7, 2008

prescott Britons must stop wasting food in an effort to help combat rising living costs, Gordon Brown has said en route to the G8 summit in Japan.

A Cabinet Office study on food policy reveals that the average UK household throws away £8 of leftovers a week.

John Prescott was unavailable for comment as he was in the toilet throwing up a £25 Lobster Thermador, £15’s worth of finest french Foie Gras and a £80 portion of Almas caviar.

Our reporter over heard the Russian President Dmitry Medvedev saying: “Xе хас иссуэс тхе fot bаsтарD”. We are not entirely sure what he meant but believe it has something to do with fat men having issues.

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