“More than just a piece of meat ” claims Posh
February 13, 2008
Self publicizing bulimic Victoria Beckham claimed yesterday that she is, “fed up with being treated like a piece of meat”.
Pouting like a nutter at our reporter Sally Belgrano she stormed, “Every time a man looks my way they always undress me and visualise us being in bed together with me taking it up the Charlie Nesbitt. I’m sick of it.”
After 3 minutes of further frenzied pouting Posh continued, “I mean I’m an intelligent girl with lots to say. I have views on all sorts of things. World poverty, racial tensions ,childhood deprivation and everything…..I have been to Wolverhampton is for Christsake.”
“People think I live in this bubble and have no understanding of real life or real people. I’m sorry but that’s just not the case. ”
At this point in the interview Mrs Beckham’s six bare chested minder’s picked up the 6st celebrity, raised her over their heads and sang an a cappella version of “Spice up your life” as they carried Posh to her helicopter.
In a recent Mori poll only 12 % of British men said that they would take Victoria up the Dartford Tunnel if they had the chance.
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