Macbook Air Unboxed
February 29, 2008
Prince Harry in Afghanistan
February 29, 2008
It has emerged that Prince Harry has been secretly serving on the ‘front line’ in Afghanistan with British troops since December. The 23-year-old ginger-haired bullet-magnet, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the past 10 weeks as a forward air controller (FAC) guiding fighter jets towards suspected Taliban targets. Read more
The Jam to make sweet music again.
February 28, 2008
More than 25 years after The Jam split up, reunited members are to release their first new material for over a quarter of a century. Read more
Gazza marries his dog
February 28, 2008
In a remarkable turnaround of fortunes crazed alcoholic Paul Gascoigne has finally found true love. Later this month St James’s United Reform Church in Newcastle will witness one of the most amazing wedding ceremonies in recent history when the talented but personality disordered ex footballer will marry his dog of 6 months Philippa Jarvis, a west highland white terrier from Dundee, Scotland. Read more
Massive Earthquake Hits UK
February 27, 2008
The largest earthquake to hit Britain for almost quarter of a century was felt across large parts of England in the early hours of this morning. Its epicentre was 15 miles north of Lincoln, near Market Rasen, and the British Geological Survey reported the earthquake as measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale. Read more
Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God
February 26, 2008
By deciding to celebrate his semi retirement by floating across the length and breadth of Britain in what he is cheekily calling, ‘my own last supper’, Portuguese sex symbol, Jose Mourinho has finally announced what many of us have suspected for some time, he truly is The Son of God. Read more
‘My Fanny Smells of Fish’ claims Trisha
February 26, 2008
In the best piece of ’set up journalism’ since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof website ‘Bite the News’ has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time. Read more
Fidel Castro announces retirement
February 25, 2008
Cuba’s ailing leader Fidel Castro has said he will not accept another term as president, ending 49 years in power.
“I neither will aspire to, nor will I accept, the position of president of the Council of State and Commander in Chief.” said Castro. “That honour is to be decided by you, the people.” Read more
Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru
February 23, 2008
Sold as a harmless Scottish fruit drink, Irn Bru has found itself under threat after allegations that each can contains, “almost 20 times the legal amount of the male hormone testosterone”. Read more
Why Dancing = Romancing
February 17, 2008
Good dancers are more likely to sweep women off their feet , and it’s not just their funky moves that do the trick. Read more