Taurus
January 29, 2008
An overwhelming desire to be alone could be the result of some shocking news. Someone has done something totally out of character, and you’re not sure how to process it. There will be a murder in your immediate family this week. Have you an Uncle Derek or an Auntie Pam? If so, on no account visit them, even if they promise to revise their wills in your favour.
On a brighter note this is a good time of the year to start dieting. With the moon in Saturn edging you ever closer to Mars this is the time to lose that unsightly fat around your midriff.
Let’s face it your partner has lost all interest in you sexually and only continues in the sham you call a marriage because they haven’t sorted out alternative accommodation yet.
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Aries
January 29, 2008
The once a year visit of the new moon to your partnership chart makes romance a probability. Put more simply, if you play your cards right it should be ‘furry beard time’ from now till Good Friday.
On a more cautious note if you have a best friend called either Ian or Lisa be careful. The wilful planet Saturn is in their cusp and consequently they are more than likely to contract a serious bacterial infection. Give it a few weeks for the antibiotics to kick in and even then perhaps limit contact to the occasional phone call.
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