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Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

In an astonishing case that is set to make legal history a middle-aged man who alleges his father’s behaviour when he was a child has affected his ability to have an affair is suing him...

February 16 2010 / No comment / Read More
Future not bright for playground bullies

Future not bright for playground bullies

School children who bully may face higher risks of anxiety, depression, sexual identity problems and even infertility later in life, a new study finds. ...

February 15 2010 / No comment / Read More
Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. ...

January 20 2010 / No comment / Read More

TV & Radio

Unnamed celebrity accused of doing absolutely nothing

Unnamed celebrity accused of doing absolutely nothing

A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to...

Sep 17 2009 / No comment / Read More

Last Big Brother Confirmed for 2010

Last Big Brother  Confirmed for 2010

The final Big Brother, number 11 in the series, has been confirmed for 2010 and has been given the “extreme” tagline. The next edition...

Aug 26 2009 / No comment / Read More

Richard And Judy Quit TV Over Dismal Ratings

Richard And Judy Quit TV Over Dismal Ratings

TV veterans Richard and Judy have quit their chat show after the programme’s already disappointing ratings continued to plummet, the digital channel Watch have...

May 9 2009 / No comment / Read More

“I’m a Psychopath” claims Jeremy Kyle.

“I’m a Psychopath” claims Jeremy Kyle.

In a statement that is bound to prematurely end the career of nonce Jeremy Kyle, the television presenter claimed yesterday: ...

Oct 19 2008 / 1 comment / Read More

Writers refuse to be funny as talks break off.

Writers refuse to be funny as talks break off.

A strike by American comedy writers began just after midnight on Monday, as last-minute negotiations between screenwriters and producers to avert a walkout failed. ...

Aug 30 2008 / No comment / Read More

Life & Style

Does size really matter?

Does size really matter?

It’s a man’s worst nightmare – to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet. ...

Feb 15 2010 / No comment / Read More

George Michael not arrested after ‘near perfect’ drive home.

George Michael not arrested after ‘near perfect’ drive home.

Amazing These are the amazing pictures of George Michael’s Range Rover arriving safely at it’s destination yesterday evening. ...

Aug 18 2009 / No comment / Read More

Obesity could possibly lower self esteem

Obesity could possibly lower self esteem

It has been known for some time that obesity poses a major risk for chronic diseases, including type 2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease, hypertension and stroke, Burton’s plums, and certain forms of cancer. ...

Jun 1 2009 / No comment / Read More

Comment

Parishoners forced to talk in tongues

Parishoners forced to talk in tonguesSpeaking in tongues is a controversial practice to many Christians, but others consider it a gift from God. ...

Jan 11 2009 / No comment / Read More

Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon.

Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon.The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ. ...

Nov 23 2008 / 1 comment / Read More

Harry on Afghan front line

Harry on Afghan front lineIn an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan,...

Nov 13 2008 / No comment / Read More

Environment

Glastonbury 2010 Festival in doubt

Glastonbury 2010 Festival in doubt

Glastonbury founder Michael Eavis claimed that his festival was under threat because cows on his farm were “freaking out” after eating illegal drugs left by revellers. ...

Jul 9, 2009 / More Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

As the great Miguel de Cervantes once said, ‘a Proverb is a short sentence based on long experience’. The English language is littered with many such traditional phrases which have over the years...

Jun 2, 2009 / More

Politics

Brown to sell off ‘personal possessions’

Brown to sell off ‘personal possessions’

The Prime Minister is preparing to sell a wide range of his personal belongings as part of his plans to tackle Britain’s spiralling public debt. ...

Oct 12, 2009 / More UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

Whatever one says about the present government it would appear, statistically at least, that Gordon Brown’s Labour party is winning the battle with regard to Hospital waiting lists. However all is not as...

Sep 12, 2009 / More

Technology

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night. ...

Feb 15, 2010 / More Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

People will be having sex with robots by 2020, an artificial intelligence expert has predicted. ...

Jun 12, 2009 / More

World News

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all. ...

Feb 15, 2010 / More Can dogs really look ‘guilty’?

Can dogs really look ‘guilty’?

That “guilty look” on a dog’s face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. ...

Jun 13, 2009 / More

Music

Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Rock icon Noel Gallagher travelled to Brussels today to press the case for singer songwriter Morrissey to become the first President of the European Union, and indications from around the continent last night...

Feb 15, 2010 / More Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’

Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’

Peter Andre has opened his heart to forgive Jordan for her partying on Ibiza and revealed: “In many ways she is the woman from hell, but I still love her.” ...

Jun 23, 2009 / More

Life & Style

Does size really matter?

Does size really matter?

It’s a man’s worst nightmare – to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet. ...

Feb 15, 2010 / More George Michael not arrested after ‘near perfect’ drive home.

George Michael not arrested after ‘near perfect’ drive home.

Amazing These are the amazing pictures of George Michael’s Range Rover arriving safely at it’s destination yesterday evening. ...

Aug 18, 2009 / More

Sport

Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea

Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea

Ricardo Carvalho is facing a £400,000 fine from Chelsea after a recent lack of headlines heaped further embarrassment on the premiership club. There is considerable anger in the boardroom at Stamford Bridge over Carvalho’s alleged behaviour and...

Mar 3, 2010 / More The Day the Earth Caught Fire for Tiger

The Day the Earth Caught Fire for Tiger

It seems that Tiger Woods’ indiscretions might well cost him a lot more than he first feared. ...

Feb 15, 2010 / More

Agony Uncle

Dear Uncle Steve: Am I Gay?

Dear Uncle Steve: Am I Gay?

Dear Uncle Steve I’m a 33 year old man and am concerned that I might be gay. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate homosexuals. Virtually all of my lovers from the age of...

Feb 15, 2010 / More Dear Uncle Steve: I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend.

Dear Uncle Steve: I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend.

Dear Uncle Steve: I really want to feel good about myself and to have a girlfriend but I’m too ugly and too boring. ...

Jan 20, 2010 / More
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