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Dear Uncle Steve: I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend
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- Adams eyes up Madrid manager role
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The fact that Timmy Bolter won the US Open in 1962, a major championship, as well as 14 other tournaments on the PGA Tour in the US, and had a much admired golf swing, has been rather overshadowed by his fiery behaviour and his having a catchy nickname that caught the eye of many a headline writer. more »
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“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council
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Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.
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Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru
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Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’
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Richard And Judy Quit TV Over Dismal Ratings
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Bite the News wins the Peter Cook Comedy Website Award for 2008
Bite the News last night won the prestigious Peter Cook Comedy Website Award... more »
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Obesity could possibly lower self esteem
It has been known for some time that obesity poses a major risk for chronic... more »
LSD linked to seeing ghosts.
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A laddish approach to a lads’ complaint.
When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 45, from Stratford, finally agreed... more »
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Parishoners forced to talk in tongues
Speaking in tongues is a controversial practice to many Christians, but others... more »
Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon.
The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles... more »
Harry on Afghan front line
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