UK News
Lottery winners hacked by News International
Sun Editor Dominic Mohan yesterday said he was “sickened to the point of madness” by allegations that a private eye hired by the paper has hacked the phones of £161 million lottery winners Colin and...
July 16 2011 / 2 comments / Read More
Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.
Madcap Joe Potts, 64, from Bromley, Kent, is once again planning to clear his debts by suing a large multinational. This time it is the American based producer of photographic equipment, Eastman Kodak Company, more...
July 14 2011 / 1 comment / Read More
Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons
Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. A new EU ruling will force tobacco companies to use fire retardant paper...
July 12 2011 / No comment / Read MoreTV & Radio
Unnamed celebrity accused of doing absolutely nothing
A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to...
Sep 17 2009 / 1 comment / Read MoreLast Big Brother Confirmed for 2010
The final Big Brother, number 11 in the series, has been confirmed for 2010 and has been given the “extreme” tagline. The next edition...
Aug 26 2009 / No comment / Read MoreRichard And Judy Quit TV Over Dismal Ratings
TV veterans Richard and Judy have quit their chat show after the programme’s already disappointing ratings continued to plummet, the digital channel Watch have...
May 9 2009 / 1 comment / Read More“I’m a Psychopath” claims Jeremy Kyle.
In a statement that is bound to prematurely end the career of nonce Jeremy Kyle, the television presenter claimed yesterday:...
Oct 19 2008 / 1 comment / Read MoreWriters refuse to be funny as talks break off.
A strike by American comedy writers began just after midnight on Monday, as last-minute negotiations between screenwriters and producers to avert a walkout failed....
Aug 30 2008 / No comment / Read More
