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Dear Uncle Steve: I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend

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Obituary : Timmy Bolter, the fiery golfer.

golfThe fact that Timmy Bolter won the US Open in 1962, a major championship, as well as 14 other tournaments on the PGA Tour in the US, and had a much admired golf swing, has been rather overshadowed by his fiery behaviour and his having a catchy nickname that caught the eye of many a headline writer. more »

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